wilker's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sin and Repentance]

hmmm..... it's ok

yeah the message was nice and all, but why was Jesus black? a lot of people are saying he was but how could a White jew give birth to a black one? yes he spent some of his childhood in egypt but not all of it. ah well, his skin color doesn't matter anyway.maybe you could have made it so that you click a button and it skipd to the next commandment, it would go faster for faster readers. and i think you misinterpreted the 10th commandment. you said ''thou shalt not kill'' exodus 20:13 says ''thou shalt not murder''. there is a difference between the two, murder is unjustified killing, like walking down the street and stabbing somone for no reason, but like if some one comes up to you and tries to kill you, you'd be justified in killing them, make sense?

Cajunspirit responds:

Well I just took it straight from the bible friend. God Bless!

[French Erotic BIRTHDAY!]

makes me wan to be scottish

this is hilarious. the way you make all the stuff fit together. that part where you cross your eyes and it's 3d was very well done. and the grey foot that crushes the scot, is it the one from commander keen?

TmsT responds:

Aye, 'tis indeedily-doodly! Thanky'all!

[Wizard Power]

HA HA HA!!! this is one of the best flash on NG

It had purple tentacle from ''day of the tentacle'' that alone warrents a 10. the way you made all the random stuff go along with the music and the individual funniness of the pics. And Gandalf as a bunny. this made me laugh. and ill probably laugh when i think of it.

[Metroid Suicide]

pretty good

nice animation and i like how you worked the music, but about the stoyline, why was she like '' oh no, suicide missles'' and then she launched them? and why was the missile flying next to her going into space? but other than that it was cool, especially when a metroid ate simba, i hate simba. and could you reply and tell me how to get out of that place with the bird that runs fast, im stuck there. thanks

Sonicoblivion responds:

Ok, about that bird part...
1st, you start at the door
2nd, start speed dashing at the wall
3rd, before you hit the wall, press down and Samus will glow on and off
4th, jump and she will fly upwards.

[Stock-Directors Cut]

pretty good

i liked the music, the animation was ok, but it was rather boring. it was funny that ''luv'' was written in his blood, but those are the only highlights.

mchawking responds:

lol glad you liked that

[Don’t smoke and vote!]

pretty good

nothing to great. pretty good for just 2 hours, maybe it's just me, but when i clicked replay it took me to where it showed him with red eyes then it faded out and ended again

[Classic movie]

HAHAHAHA! Jolly good!

exactly what i would have done, funny.